JARED

Big bitch

Omg look at JARED HE IS BIG BITCH

by Prettybluemlg November 12, 2018

Jared

Extremely small penis. Inflated ego. Lowkey fruity

You know it's just jared

by Bananahandler69 September 26, 2021

Jared Naicker

Just a naai really, what else can I say?

Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS!!!

by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020

Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.

“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”

by Jared1337 June 13, 2021

Jared

This person will make you feel the lightest you’ve ever felt ever! Like a skinny skinny feather. Jared’s are unapologetic and charming with a fantastical sense of humor. He cherishes his friends and treats them like absolute guido/guidette royalty! Obsessed with gorillas and getting sticky and shaking ass.

Jared can simply whip the piss.

by Definedinmylanguage February 2, 2022

Jared

Someone who is both a jock and a nerd

That guy is such a jared; taking all APs and captain of the water polo team.

by denscoth September 28, 2019

Jared

A dude with issues who likes to threaten to cut people and is actually cool. He likes to start fights and hang with friends.

Jared: Bitch imma cut u

by Jared.. August 26, 2020