Jasper

Someone with a big round buttocks usually height challenged and light skin

Man #1 "yo did you just see her ass bruh"

Man #2 "yea bruh she had the Jasper

by klark kent July 24, 2014

puddle jumper

A combination of the terms "wetback" and "border jumper".

I'll give that puddle jumper a good old-fashioned bean stomping.

by Nazi Steve January 18, 2010

jimper

a sloppy vagina hole

lisa had a jimper in her boob lasterday

by sarah November 18, 2002

Jasper

To bite the head of a dick off.

His dog jasperd him

by JakeH434 July 2, 2009

jasper

its that fucking gay dog from family guy who has that gay asian faggot name hablo or w/e. Also known as brian's cousin

Fuck Jasper u gay fag.

by dsadas November 1, 2007

Jasperate

1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.

2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.

"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"

"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."

by Honest Dave February 11, 2009

jaspered

1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something

Jack was totally jaspered after he hurt his back skiing.

by Jasonater March 15, 2010