invested

when you're really into something

Maddie was really invested in the movie after seeing the trailer

by Marajah March 29, 2022

investibule

Investing within a community.

She joined an investibule before the stock market crashed.

by MindCrime03 May 20, 2022

investigaetjens

A term coined in Australia during the Morrison Federal Government years (2019-2022) by political/social commentator Ronni Salt as a cynical reference to a number of formal government investigations into topical controversies. These investigations typically concluded by either being suspended indefinitely, or with a set of dubious or undisclosed findings.
They were led by the Secretary of the Prime Minister and Cabinet Office, Philip Gaetjens.

Someone referring to a sham political investigation of any kind would say: “They're just doing an investigaetjens“.

by bzhnky May 22, 2022

investigape

When you stop to inspect a gaping asshole.

Oh look, Jill’s butthole is wide open. Let’s investigape!

by 7h3h1d July 18, 2022

Investi-

A term used to show when your investigating

Let’s swim in the investi-water

by anonymous August 30, 2023

Investi-battling

When someone does the act of battling while investigating

I’m investi-battling cyberX

by Sanslikestodrawstuff August 30, 2023

Investor Bait

When companies use (primarily tech) buzzwords and trends to get investors to throw money at them.

Some startups/ companies may even base their entire branding off investor bait (such as meta).

“Did you hear about the new AI feature coming to the IPhone?”

“Yea, pretty sure thats investor bait though”

by SocratesFartMuncher July 17, 2024