A currently popular card game that is online and in a stack of cards, including different versions. The way you play is to pick the funniest or most fitting card to match the sentence.
by Y0URR3ALNAM3 June 30, 2016
Get the Cards Against Humanity mug.A female human is amazing. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Female humans are very diverse. Some love male humans, some love female humans, some love both genders, and some love all genders. One of the greatest things about female humans is their strength. Sometimes, if they so choose, they can help create a living human being inside their body, and then expel it from their body. When they aren't doing that, their body is prepared to do it once a month, and they spend at least 5 days a month bleeding. Speaking of bodies, that is another amazing thing about female humans. Their bodies are incredibly beautiful. They can be as white as China and as dark as ebony, and they come in every warm shade of brown there is. They can be large and small, thin and thick, tattooed and pierced and scarred, with cellulite, stretch marks and body hair. Each one is beautiful, and belongs to that woman and no one else. Their minds are another thing. Some can have ADHD, depression, anxiety, autism, Down syndrome, and many other things, but each is intelligent and capable of great things. Because female humans are strong, beautiful, independent and intelligent, they quite obviously don't have to do anything for anyone. They do not have to wear heels, makeup or dresses, make you a sandwich, have sex with you, be a certain weight, height or religion, or do ANYTHING they don't want to. Hell, they don't even have to have a vagina. If you encounter a female human, treat them with respect.
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by Teh Anners(Max = Hawt) March 6, 2005
Get the human mug.When a midget on roller skates wears all your clothes and you pull him through the airport. From Stefon to Seth Meyers on SNL, season 36, episode 15.
Stefon was so late in packing for his trip to Key West, he had to use a Human Suitcase to get his shit together.
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Get the Human Suitcase mug.A human vulture is a person who sucks EVERYTHING out of someone, and moves on to the next person; continuing the repeated cycle. They always have new victims. Somehow they manipulate everyone to their side. Watch out for these people.
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