helmet camp

A summer camp for tall people, where they must wear helmets -- due to hitting their heads on "overhead" objects.

Hey Mason, I thought your pants were 34 x 22. Hey Jon, I thought you were at helmet camp.

by GarMan October 30, 2013

Helmet Warrior

A woman (or man) who only sucks the man's helmet during oral sex.

"Mate, did you get laid last night?" "No, this girl went down on me but she's a total Helmet Warrior. Didn't know what the hell she was doing"

by Jamie Gollerado-Bubba September 18, 2016

Helpless

It's when a person like me has some serious problems, romantically, at least.

aka when you have daddy issues and are always talking about how much you wanna fuck Gee Way.

Alexis: geez, what's up with you and crushing on people 3x your age? He's 42, and you're barely 14!!

Helena: sorry, I guess I'm helpless

by Foxy Like A Badger October 7, 2019

helmet baby

A retard who wears helmets and bang they head on stuff

“Duck is a helmet baby “

by tkotone February 1, 2022

sturdy helper

A petite woman who willingly assists with condom placement, then welcomes the full weight of her lover to be placed atop her, despite her stature.

Man: "Thanks for helpin' me with the rubber." Woman: "No problem, I'm a helper, you know." Man (on top of Woman): "Am I squishing you?" Woman: "No, I'm right sturdy."
...a sturdy helper.

by Deck Talker March 3, 2007

Chrome Helmet

A special, shiny device that one wears on their head to protect them so that they can live to be retarded for one more day. Inury free and all.

She is pretty 'dee-dee-dee', she should wear her chrome helmet at all times.

It puts the polish on the chrome.

by L-A-T July 20, 2009

dented helmet, nice uniform

a girl with an ugly face but nice body

" Man, Alisha has a dented helmet, nice uniform."

by rugg Dr January 27, 2014