go astronaut

`verb; meaning to get so obsessively jealous in a relationship, one would go to extraordinary methods to hurt a potential competitor.

Used on some late night TV after the February 2007 incident where a lovesick astronaut, Lisa Nowak, drove 900 miles in diapers to confront and threaten a rival for the affections of her boy friend

Not as fatal as going postal, in most cases...

Actually it seems everybody on the OC is ready to go astronaut at the same time.

My first wife went astronaut on my girlfriend when she found out I took her to Branson for her birthday. Fortunately the cops were there

by digitalflack December 14, 2008

go black on

to become angry and verbally or physically attack, often in a wild or crazy manner

Yo son if you don't back off I'm a go black on yo ass.

by GreaTeacheRopke March 5, 2008

go fund yourself

Pronounced 'Go Fffffffffffffffund Yourself'. A game founded by Jonathan Wier (host of the Jonathan Wier Show, the most popular evening (6-9 PM) radio show in Kansas City) ripped off by many (including Stephen Colbert) where bad examples of go fund me (people who do not deserve money and/or are asking for money for something stupid) pages are found, presented, and voted on. The winner of the bad go fund me pages gets a small donation with a loving, heartfelt message.

Hey Rod, you know what time it is? It's time to make a difference, it's time to Go Fund Yourself (Go Fffffffffffffund Yourself).

by KMBC listener 69 June 1, 2018

Go Jerk Off

What you should do before creating bullshit sexual position on Urban Dictionary.

Instead of writing a David Hasselhoff sexual position definition, the 15 year old virgin decided to just go jerk off instead.

by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008

cs:go

CS:GO A tactical first person shooter made by Valve. This game consists of using teamwork to complete objectives. Weapon skins are also a key factor in the game. These skins show status, and dedication in the game. This is because some skins are more appealing and attractive than others. Weapon skins can have a price ranging from under a dollar to over 400 dollars. Weapon skins are achieved my opening random skin cases or purchasing them off the steam marketplace.

'Hey, check out my redline!' 'Hah, my Vulcan makes that look like garbage.'

'2 A 3 B'

'ArmedDolphin is a great AWPer.'

'CS:GO is to be taken seriously.'

by ArmedDolphin February 3, 2015

eat ramen and go

basically Korea’s version of ‘Netflix and Chill’

Jackson wants to eat ramen and go with Mark.

by Marks on December 3, 2017

to go box

When a person has performed oral sex on a women and gets nothing in return, then gets asked to leave.

Nick- Yo Deets you take that chick home last night

Deets- uhhhh yeah........

Nick- Hell yeah man ur a boss. you fuck her?

Deets- no man... i gave a to go box

Nick- Dude.................................

by Togoboxgiver69 October 21, 2011