Futa

1.an abbreviation for federal unemployment tax act.

2. Japanese style porn where one or more subjects have both types of reproductive organs.

1. The FUTA act really can help get some needed revenue for this economy.

2. I like futa man cause then during porn I can look at two pairs of tits.

by tommythecommie July 7, 2021

cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

Tetas De Futbol

When A Woman's Breasts Are Saggy Enough To Practice Soccer With.

Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!

Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!

Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!

by PincheTetero-Tres mil April 23, 2009

futt

A front butt. When a person's front and back of their midsection cannot be distinguished other than the position of their beltbuckle.

Did you see that chick he went home with last night? Yeah she was huge and had a futt.

by SB1022 July 15, 2006

futile

Miley Cyrus and edward cullen

they are both useless and in the way doing things that needn't be done and being gay so they are futile

by Speakerofminds January 30, 2010

futz

Swiss-German slang for female genitalia

Dat ho had a slinky futz

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

futive

a cross between "futile" and "furtive", it means, a sneaky move but all in vain.

Jack tried futively to get past the guards.

by sportster_16301 December 30, 2003