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vodka that is toffee flavored you dumb shit.
did you really just nut in my toffee flavored vodka you dumb bitch.
by tommythecommie May 14, 2021
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1.an abbreviation for federal unemployment tax act.

2. Japanese style porn where one or more subjects have both types of reproductive organs.
1. The FUTA act really can help get some needed revenue for this economy.

2. I like futa man cause then during porn I can look at two pairs of tits.
by tommythecommie July 8, 2021
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when one of your friends has so many memes he manages to break the face of reality itself with a hint of communism.
i know you got a Diego's meme addiction but you gotta stop man. yo what the F̵̨̺͎̭̟̖̦̝̱͙͚̏̒͑̄͋̓̑̀̒̓̈́͐̇̈́͜͝͠U̶̢̧̡̨̢̢̠̙̗̜͈̗͇̝͓͍͍̰̣͖̜̻̗̭̹̹͙̙̝͉͖̬̺̝͇̝͔̯͎͍͒̏̈́͆̆̌͛̈͋͜͝C ̧̡̢̛̛̛̪̞͔͍̝͔̻͙̬̰͚͋̆͋̀̇̆͐̿͊̊̆̆͒̈́͌̅͌̿̏̕̚̚ͅK ̝͙̈̿̄̓̏͘͠
by tommythecommie May 14, 2021
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1-it is an acronym for the crime uproot ministry. the crime uproot ministry is an organization that works under marital law. it can only be used in situations where law enforcement has fallen and the government needs a military response. it is similar to military police but free fire is allowed for any subject that commits a crime. there are little to none regulations for the cum besides not to harm innocents. it has been used on sector 07 which is the most hostile and uncivilized sector exiled from society.

2-sperm
"did you hear that the cum shot a few gang members that were robbing a store."
"excuse me what the fuck."
by tommythecommie November 25, 2021
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Cum is an abbreviation for the crime uproot ministry. It is a law enforcement agency used when martial law takes affect. It is used when standard law enforcement has completely collapsed in an area. It has been used in sector 07 which is on of the most dangerous and unlawful sectors exiled from civilized society.

The white salty stuff that comes out of your pp.
"Did you hear that the cum arrested the drug lord down in Mexico?"

"I'm sorry what the fuck."
by tommythecommie November 27, 2021
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when your man gets 15 tb of pure hentai on a hard drive with a slice of memes from Diego's meme addiction with segers attention span.
you my man you got a eduardo's porn addiction here bro.
by tommythecommie May 14, 2021
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