Feather Reduction

When you get a somewhat appearance altering haircut.

He got a crazy feather reduction yesterday.

by Simulation735 March 25, 2024

Featherbeard

A bot on the social media platform GroupMe who has an odd dislike for the name Rudolph.

“Use Featherbeard to purge all them people.”
“Nah man, Featherbitch called my momma a hoe.”

by statistics April 1, 2024

feetholdin

Feetholdin is a foreign technique that came from western Arshnie (ok maybe i made that up)
It involves tripping someone over, taking of their shoes and socks, then holding their feet up to the sky and starts licking away like a fucking lolipop.

Past Tense: Feetholdin'd
Plural: Feetholdis'nt
Future Tense: Feetholdin'edis

R means random person | OR means another random person
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R: Can I get Feetholdin'd?
OR: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
R: Man you're so delayed, boomer.
OR: I am not a fucking boomer
R: Lick my feet thats what it means
OR: Bro what the fuck i'm not doing that asshole
R: Ok maybe that's weird. Let's watch Por-
OR: No thank you, I'm out of this shit.

by Average Discord Moderator April 20, 2024

Feathering

The act of bringing someone(s) into an isolated area, and stroke/tickle their rectum (butthole) with an animals feather.

Dude, I just caught them Feathering each other in the bathroom!

by Jason Bo Bason May 1, 2024

Feathershin

The sound of freshly falling snow hitting the ground.

The forest with filled with the sound of feathershin, as the enormous flakes of snow touch the ground

by Pseudoshep May 18, 2024

Fifth place

Ass. Euphemism found on YouTube stories (typically about cheating wives) to get around profanity standards. Derived from Fifth base, which refers to anal sex.

Her skimpy dress barely covered her fifth place.

by ICDogg May 27, 2024

Fifth Singularity/Greater Archailect (S5) Technologies

The realm of intelligences that operate on intergalactic scales, influencing the structure and evolution of galactic clusters. S5 tech may involve harnessing the energy of supermassive black holes, mediating the interactions between dark matter halos of neighboring galaxies, or creating structures so vast they imprint on the cosmic microwave background. Their projects are the large-scale architecture of the visible universe.

Fifth Singularity/Greater Archailect (S5) Technologies *Example: A hypothetical S5 Project could be the construction of a Kardashev Type IV structure—a web of energy and matter connecting several galaxies in a local group, or the deliberate triggering of galactic quasar activity across a cluster for a purpose beyond lower-tier comprehension.*

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026