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Welfare farm

Describes tenement housing where in resides nothing but subsidized crackheads and alcoholics that are rampantly breeding in order to pump up their Welfare check.
Shit ! Since they built that Welfare farm next door you can't get a decent nights sleep between the screamin' children and their drunken crackhead parents cursin' at them !
by critter getter July 4, 2011
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Chicken farmer

A male homosexual who likes young boys (chickens)
He was a renowned and infamous chicken farmer.
by Edna Sweetlove October 4, 2006
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Funny Farm

A word often used by gnomes to refer to a crazy house or insane asylum.
Megan is a hop, skip and a jump away from the funny farm.
by ashevillan. November 3, 2009
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Fanny Farmer

U.S. English, noun. A male who enjoys anal intercourse and/or analingus.

Noun (pejorative): A male homosexual.

Farmer, Fannie Merritt, 1857–1915, American cookbook author and teacher and writer on cookery, b. Boston. Director of the Boston Cooking School 1891-1902, after which she opened Miss Farmer's School of Cookery. Edited "The Boston Cooking School Cook Book" (1896), one of the best-known and most popular of American cookbooks, which sold 4-million copies through 1977.

Noun. A brand of chocolates and candies, named after the famous cookbook author Fanny Farmer, and sold through the eponymous candy store chain.
I just saw "Between the Cheeks 6". Man, oh man! T.T. Boy made like a real Fanny Farmer on that bitch's ass!
by Tunmy AuGratin March 1, 2006
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Maggie's Farm Day

A day at work that requires you to drive home while listening to the song "Maggie's Farm" at a very high volume. Either the Bob Dylan or Rage Against the Machine version will work, the Rage version is more therapeutic but may result in road rage. This song does provide excellent stress relief after a "Maggie's Farm Day".
Wife: "Hey honey, how was your day?"

Husband: "I had a real Maggie's Farm Day at work. I listened to Maggie's Farm on the way home, cussed at a few drivers, and now I feel fine...let's go have a nice dinner."

Wife: "Sounds great!"
by thenumbersdork April 5, 2009
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farmers arm

Refers to the rather unfortunate tan you get on your arms from wearing t-shirt's in the summer. Very similar to 'Drivers Arm', the Farmers Arm originates from the country region of Australia and can also be obtained from driving down long dirt roads in the summer with 3 other mates and a carton of beer.
Katie: "Let's go to the pool, its so bloody hot"
Linda: "Yeah, I need to get rid of these farmers arms"

or

Linda: "No way, I'm not going anywhere with this farmers arm"

or

Linda: "OMG! I've got farmers arm"
by Bretho November 8, 2006
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Farmaan

He is the most caring person you could ever think of. He has a sense of humor and he has a dark side, but doesn’t show it. He hates his family, but love his friends. He is the person you want to be around!
Farmaan cares about everyone.
by djdjsnx February 4, 2021
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