Death Fap

The act of masturbating to death. Essentially, a knife or other sharp object is held in the hand you fap with, pointy end down. You hold it just far enough up that it leaves small cuts that bleed a lot. The best death faps are long, as you are trying to either simultaneously climax and bleed out, or climax and bleed out quickly after.

Bro, did you here Jason died?
Yeah, but he went out like a legend with a gnarly Death Fap!
Sick dude!

by StickitinmeSenpaiRawrXD April 19, 2018

I don't give a fap

a disappointment

- her boobs are not perky. Yo bitch do something special to 1000 over viewers
- man I don't give a fap!
- are you retarded
- I love you

by dropmytears April 28, 2011

Forbidden Fap February

Same event like No Nut November but only 28 days to prove females are mature beings than males. This challenge cannot masturbate which can penetrate the G spot without using any items such as dildo, drugs, fingers that can react into vaginal, etc. Well, it is hardly for females who have periods to accept this challenges.

"When the Forbidden Fap February is ON, the porn industrial could only survive 40% as the No Nut November porn rate drop 80% at that month."

by TheInternetMemist December 15, 2018

Norwegian Fap Hammer

Masturbating with one hand in cold jello while watching a dog shit.

Guy 1: Dude! I got arrested last night!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.

by MSGD September 19, 2012

Down To Fap

Unfortunately for many, the feeling of being Down To Fuck is not well received or reciprocated by others. So these people, after lurking the clubs for hours must return home alone and settle for simply being Down To Fap.

(Guy): You look like my next girlfriend ;)

(Girl): Seriously? With pick up lines like that I'm guessing you spend every Saturday night Down To Fap.

by EEXXYY September 25, 2011

happy fap

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!

by Lilbitch January 12, 2014

Forced fap

The act of being bound while a gloved assailant violently strokes your dick to completion only to continue tugging your red inflamed member until it peels and blisters

she beat it until it bleed, she gave me a forced fap

by Boostedbb February 4, 2015