loser douche

a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.

That guy you dated was quite a loser douche, Michelle.

by Samma678 May 15, 2010

Fantasy Douche

Typically a person who blatantly lies about the fantasypersonnel on his team in some lame attempt to gain status and acceptance.

In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.

Hey Joe, who are your running backs? "Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson." Now you are thinking WTF? Hey Joe that's great pal, who are your receivers? "Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald." Now you are thinking this guy is a liar. Finally, Hey Joe, who is your QB? "Drew Brees". Now you think...that's it, I'm done. This guy is a "Fantasy Douche."

by TexasHammer January 19, 2011

Ass Douche Bag

Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.

Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.

by d2theb December 3, 2011

bald douche bag

A middle aged white guy with daddy issues and a tiny penis, so he has to take out his issues on everyone by being an arrogant ass-bag. Usually a racist, but will piss pants if confronted by a black guy.

I saw a bald douche bag in a hummer today.

by ShitonFire July 1, 2014

40 year old douchebag

Sadly aging Peter Pans, still trying to live like they are in their 20s, including but not limited to trying to score with 20something girls. Typically, driving mustangs or newer trucks, one of the identifying markers is that these vehicles will typically be very shiny, as if freshly washed and waxed. Possibly to imply that they recently came from a dealership showroom.

Also see: 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club, and 40 year old pervert

I like that place on the weekends, but sometimes it's full of 40 year old douchebags.

by MightyYui February 11, 2015

Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)

Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."

by Raiken May 11, 2010

Douche boob

A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.

Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.

by timDadamH February 24, 2011