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dockyard 

The place where gays get together to endure the gay games of docking and hide the sausage.
"Hi Tim, want to come down to the dock yard?"
dockyard by Raz Egerton February 1, 2004
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Docking for Punky 

When a short blonde haired gentleman likes strange and unusual thing.
Did you hear Brian is Docking for Punky, yeah that guys a creep.
The art of sticking any object down a mans jap-eye (urethera).
"will inserted a biro pen into his one eyed milkman for sexual plesure a cracking docking session"
1. place partner on their shoulders, preferably with some back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.

2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time.

3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form.

4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab.

(this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)
"It's the third date and we've discussed moving our relationship to the next level. Let's get better connected by Docking tonight. Mind grabbing that towel?"
docking by orbasm September 15, 2008
he is being very docken
Docken by Abigale Coates January 4, 2004
alternative to townie. people who wear fake bright yellow burberry, helly hansen, kickers etc
Docker by bade July 24, 2003