double whoosh

When the other party not only doesn't get the joke, they don't get the explanation either.

"To get to the other side."

But why?

Double whoosh.

by BJ33196 October 21, 2010

double windsor

A double windsor is the single most uniform knot you can tie. It's thick and says "I'm a strong independent man/woman" from distances of up to 50 yards. The perfect finishing touch to any power suit, it says: "I'm a badass motherfucker who don't take no for an answer. Now lets talk mergers."

He/she walked into the conference room, a freshly tied double windsor around their neck, and Chuck Norris himself gave into their demands, crying like a little baby.

by Uberwomansch October 10, 2011

Double Reverse Wax Job

The art of waxing your bosses personal car while also waxing his knob. Patented by the Slammin one.

Guy1: I wonder how that douche got that huge promotion? He's a freaking idiot.

Guy 2: Oh shit you didnt hear? He gave the boss a double reverse wax job... appearently he's pretty good at it.

by Team Total Penetration April 23, 2012

Double Penne Pasta

This is a fun and polite way of saying that as a gay man you received double penetration in your asshole during a threesome. Two dicks, one ass.

#1 -- So, how was the threesome?
#2 -- Good! I got double penne pasta.
#1 -- Wow! Aren't you feeling a little loose?
#2 -- ** Head tilted, hand on chin ** YEP!

by ILoveGeraldWallace June 11, 2013

double headed hatchet wound

Is a girls vagina that looks like its been cut open wide like a hatchet wound or ax.

Damn that girls pussy is so red and open looks like she got in the way of a hatchet throwing contest.she has a double headed hatchet wound.

by nate calfee January 22, 2014

Double Question

Two questions used in one sentence to save time because you're a lazy shit that are somehow easy to understand.

Hungover man: When does the bus cost?

Other hungover man: Nice Double Question, it's coming in 15 minutes and it costs 3 quid.

What drink are we going tonight? - Where are we going tonight and what are we drinking?

by Snapbackchat May 24, 2014

double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin

To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.

Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.

by jrizzel July 29, 2014