Ham Doctor

A euphemism describing a person who has committed the most unspeakable and vile acts imaginable upon the ass of another. If you could get a doctorate in butt rape, then the Ham Doctor would qualify.

"We've got another red flag, sir. A bad one."
"Hit me."
"Ham Doctor."
"Eughh."

by Slyk July 22, 2009

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The Good Doctor

A person who finger bangs random girls on the dance floor in front of his recently ex-girlfriend. To become a "good doctor" the proprietor of the aforementioned act must do said act in a "surgical" and "professional matter".

The good doctor gave that poor girl a pap smere out on the dance floor.

by The Wrecker November 4, 2007

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ass doctor

the act of examining ones ass....with a penis

joel: hey ben, wat do u wanna be when u grow up?

ben: an ass doctor

joel: wow so do i!

ben: jiggy jig, lets have gay sex

joel: ok, only if we do it in zero gravity this time

ben: ok.....im so horny

by saggus August 25, 2006

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spin doctor

Drug dealer, particularly speed.

I'm going to see the spin doctor.

by pozcircuitboy September 15, 2004

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Baby doctor

A guy who has gotten a lot of women pregnant. In some parts of society it is a title that one is proud of and the guy is looked up to as a roll model to all the other guys.

He's the man, he's a baby doctor!

by Deep blue 2012 January 28, 2010

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