Milk Curtains

Really really really saggy titties

Looks at the milk curtains on that lady. Fill a couple glasses with those old milk curtains

by RedditorsAnus November 13, 2021

Meat Curtains

Very large pussy flaps

She's got some fat ass meat curtains

by Italic February 5, 2018

porridge curtain

Hadrian's Wall. Taking inspiration from the Berlin wall the symbolic border of the Iron Curtain.

After working in England for most of his life, Mac moved back north of the Porridge Curtain when he retired.

by DaveBourne January 27, 2024

curtain crotch

When you pull baggy shorts up too high and the fabric over your crotch drapes like curtains.

"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"

"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."

crotch curtains

by iamamazing125 July 27, 2016

victory curtain

The act of teabagging one's friend over the eyes after beating them in competition.

I beat Chuck at Madden, then knocked him down and gave him a victory curtain!

by Hotpants0292 November 3, 2013

Cooter-curtain

The skin that hangs down over your cooter. AKA, your FUPA

Move your cooter-curtain out of the way before I go down in you.

by Miscommunicate November 7, 2023

colosseum curtains

An extra long foreskin.

His foreskin hung from his dick like the colosseum curtains.

by SmiffySmiffy November 26, 2017