Conner Bennett

1. Touching yourself inappropriatly while watching spongebob squarepants while your cat(or dog) licks your feet.

"I was doing some Conner Bennett the other day!" i said."That's also when i found out i liked to watch llamas at the zoo spit on people while i whacked off." i told my girlfriend.

by Thatcrackerwholikeschicken October 4, 2012

Concert

Any performance given on a stage that is not a play.

David Spade's concert was very funny!

by PC Answer Guy June 18, 2018

conference league

3rd tier of European football. Usually a place no ‘big team’ wants to be in.

Banterlona playing conference league next season 😭😭 (average Barcelona mocker in November)

by CFCPoisson May 29, 2022

the conner

Dumb asshole

This dude is the Conner

by Hshsjesgsuhebsb July 25, 2017

O Conner

A retard, an incredibly stupid person. If your friend has the second name O Conner I would recommend ditching them immediately.

Can also be referred as a sexy nun.

He’s such an O Conner, I can’t believe someone could be so stupid.

Or

She’s an O Conner, dude, I mean look at that sexy nun.

by Hellomynameisidkhello December 1, 2017

Conker Hunting

A way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. This is done by inserting the conker into a womans vagina allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!

Steve: 'Dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'

by CharlieHobbit December 20, 2008

conner

A person that somehow is cute and loving at times otherwise has anger issues and does not like sharing there emotions at all, can't really trust them with that many things.

"Oh that little conner hes a little rascal isn't he". "Yep"

by Bob.mikelton June 18, 2018