Guy one: "Dude, what are you laughing at?"
Guy two: "I oversaw on this dudes computer, Two Girls One Cup video"
Guy one: "That's not cool, man!"
Guy two: "No man, the dude's reaction! Caused major collateral laughage man!"
Guy two: "I oversaw on this dudes computer, Two Girls One Cup video"
Guy one: "That's not cool, man!"
Guy two: "No man, the dude's reaction! Caused major collateral laughage man!"
by Padenormous February 27, 2011
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"Dude, did you see Austin today?"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"
by mosa mose August 22, 2011
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A forced march/visit to college campuses you are not interested in attending, usually at the insistence of your parents who are alums of the college.
"I'll be heading to Boston with my dad for some college tourture. Can't wait to visit the 'amazing' student union and 'super cool' dining hall."
by wingit123 October 20, 2011
Get the college tourture mug.The 2019 college admissions bribery scandal refers to a scheme to influence admissions decisions at American universities. On March 12, 2019, U.S. federal prosecutors in the District of Massachusetts unsealed indictments and complaints against 50 people, including the organizer of the scheme and university coaches he bribed, as well as prominent businesspeople and actors who were parents of children applying to college, who are alleged to have used briberyand fraud in attempts to secure admission for their children at eight universities.
by Mr. Robotron March 14, 2019
Get the Collegegate mug.Definitely not as bad as The Woodlands High School or Oak Ridge High School, and better than its feeder middle school Knox Junior High....but still pretty bad.
"What school do you go to?" "Oh I go to College Park High School..."
Person In District: "Aww lucky, I go to Oak Ridge High School!"
Person Out of District: "Ew, that craphole..."
Person In District: "Aww lucky, I go to Oak Ridge High School!"
Person Out of District: "Ew, that craphole..."
by totallychris May 23, 2019
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Get the Collateral Clout mug.The ultimate circle-jerk for insecure high schoolers and/or obsessive parents who want to live vicariously through their children. Arrogance, exaggeration, and downright creepiness from parents and students alike can be found in this psuedo-intellectual cesspool. Many normal and average students get sucked into viewing their forums through the "chance me" section of the website to compare themselves to these egomaniacs and their parents. Truly the most toxic place on the internet, avoid at all costs for your own mental health.
A Typical College Confidential Parent: MY SON WITH A 7.4 UW GPA, 1700 SAT, 50 MILLION LEADERSHIP POSITIONS ON THE NATIONAL LEVEL, 25 HIGH PROFILE INTERNSHIPS, AND A RECOMMENDATION FROM JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF GOT WAITLISTED FROM OUR STATE SCHOOL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??????? (beside obvious exaggeration in stats, this was a real forum I saw.)
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