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A style of music only some people can appreciate. Not many pre-teens and teenagers my age like it (I think that's because they want to be "cool"). I like classical, and rock. They're broad, but they're both pretty cool. Classical's always going to be "classic." Maybe in like 20 years, rock'll go out of fashion. Maybe I'll still like rock then, but I don't think it'll be that big. Classic examples of composers around the classical period are Mozart, Beethoven, and a lot others, check them out at your local music store.....classical can be wild and loud and sometimes it can be soft and calm. Don't think that listening to one classical piece will determine what the whole genre is like.
I, myself, have liked classical for a while. My graphics site is classicalgraphics.tk, I have ClassicalFonts, my screen names have to do with classical.....but that's all another thing.
by C.C. January 22, 2005
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Classify

A Twitter King. One would say he is like Gordon Ramsay with his expertise in culinary arts. Classify is an absolute unit due to his towering stature of 6'8" with impeccable teeth to top it off. Whats that? You like eSports? Well you might as well just suck off Classify now since he just recently joined 100 Thieves. Classify is also known for having an abnormally large penis to the point where people are afraid of the BDE vibes that radiate off his body. If you hear anything about Classify, be sure to not go outside and instantly hide your girl as he will steal them in a heart beat. You don't go outside? Well you're still not safe. Classify also will steal your girl in video games by impressing them with his impeccable aim and his immense amount of skill in Fortnite and in many other games
Nadeshot: "We need to sign more people to 100 Thieves, you got any ideas of who to sign?"

Pokimane: "Have you heard of Classify and The Mob? Classify has so much BDE. He even outplays and carries me in Fortnite on the daily."

Nadshot: "That's a done deal dawg."
by Peaenut July 23, 2019
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tokin' classics

A compilation of classic rock put together so that one can enjoy some weed while having something to listen to. A new one comes out every month. Each one has a specific title. Such as, "Rocked Shut Domes."
"We'll listen to Tokin' Classics IV while we go on the routes."
by seansnowblind May 24, 2006
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classical

Apidemy of well made music; Opposite of corporate, thrown together, modern sales pop-music; Fine Art for the ears.
"Classical; Classic; Classic great music."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003
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classical

Classical music is the height of music. It embodies the emotion of the creator and the listener. The genre varies from lighthearted frilly tunes to dark tunes.
As the Real Gangsta should probably realize, today's music is no match for classical music, seeing as how today's music contains no real emotion whatsoever and is mostly negative (against the establishment and so forth). Classical music varies in range and is still considered the greatest type of music created.
by Valde_Unus September 3, 2005
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classical music

The best music there is. Far superior to any popular music such as rap, rock, etc. Classical music is real music with real emotion and complexity and grandness of conception. It has been around for hundreds of years and its greatness cannot be denied. It will always be around unlike something stupid like rap, which is so simplistic and for the simple-minded morons. Also, it takes much skill, intelligence, practice, and virtuosity to play classical music, unlike rap, which all you need is a damn ugly voice. Rappers can't even speak proper english anyways.

People who listen to classical music get 2400's on their SAT's and go to Harvard.

People who listen to rap don't even take the SAT and if they do, get 1000 and go to jail.
Great, beautiful, profound, intellectual, virtuostic, etc. etc. etc.: Classical music
Rap: stupid, uncivilized, barbaric, simple, feeble-minded, etc. etc. etc.
by virtuoso735 June 11, 2006
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Classical Guitar

The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.

Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
Person 1: Classical Guitar
Everyone: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
by Segovia’ cocksleeve August 6, 2023
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