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The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.
"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"
by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021
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classic mouth

when you suck a man's penis well
"she gave me a classic mouth, bro"
by harderdolans January 24, 2017
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Classic Steve

Classic Steve is when someone talks mad shit and hacks games
You can't see my high score but mine is better ohhh classic Steve
by Red rhymes March 3, 2017
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Classic Club

When you cannot use the toilet, or decide NOT to use the toilet , so you use into the sink for number 2.

Someone one day at the club used the sink to go number 2, and now we joke to call it a Classic Club.
I just finished up a Classic Club in the bathroom, it was amazing.

Awww man someone just had a Classic Club in the bathroom, I could not even wash my hands.
by Dr. Club October 8, 2020
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Classic Drew

Verb / When one purposefully takes the conversation in a totally different direction because they have been backed into a corner and give-up on defending their position. They then usually deflect to something personal, which the other members of the conversation have no interest in.
Kid A: "If it's a local small town artist, you show appreciation."
Kid B: "Do you equally appreciate Collin and Andrew as artists?"
Kid A: i have as much playtime on my 1 character on Xbox as i do on steam borderlands
Kid B: "Classic Drew. Nice."
by Noggin Clontith November 8, 2018
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Classic Eva

The opposite of a classic Luciano, when a Luciano does said classic Luciano and Luciano forces his sister, probably called Eva, to clean it up with her mouth and pussy.
Eva probs: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklklklkkkkjkjkhjk i just did a classic Eva its the 5th time this week and its only a Tuesday my pussy is drenched of KFC
by heavygrape August 4, 2022
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Classic Wes

"I can't believe....well, actually, this really is just a Classic Wes, isn't it?"
by Arrc April 21, 2022
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