Car-Fax-puppet 

someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.

Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.

Car-Fax-puppet by Mabrus March 31, 2011

Car forum 

A place on the interwebs where people get to talk about how shitty Civics are and race other people based on who can name more mods for their car than the other person.

Car forum discussion example: Civics are pieces of shit, and my Mustang can beat yours because I have a pulley and a tune on it.

Car forum by That guy with a Viper June 8, 2011

Car con 

A conversation piece you save so that you have something to talk about with your insecure girlfriend in the car.

"Did you tell Jenny about Joe and Ted's break up?"

"No, not yet. I'm saving it for a car con when we go for a drive later. I have to find stuff to talk to her about while I'm driving or she thinks I don't love her any more."

Car con by walkin-dead November 18, 2011

Car-bro-loading 

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

Car-bro-loading by AMc799 December 18, 2011

Car Creeps 

When the car park is full and the driver begins following random people walking in the hope they are about to leave the car park with their cars so they can get a space.

Sarah: "Ugh J C Penneys was full of car creeps today."

Car Creeps by Clitty McClitus March 18, 2012

Car-shy 

When you are to shy to pull up next to the car beside you.

I want to see the dog in that car but the guy is to car-shy for me to see in.

Car-shy by Dark nuts January 19, 2015

Car-B-Q

A car accident that results in a fire and unfortunately passengers inside. Can also refer to a movie scene where a car explodes with people in it

Whoa, did you see that Car-B-Q? That is an amazing action movie!

Car-B-Q by orieisen May 1, 2015