Faux Reverse Blumpkin

The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.

Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.

Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.

by yanoosFinallySpoke February 3, 2009

Blumpkin Double Duo

When a man extracts his fat monkey turd and shuvs it up the woman's pussy while she is giving him head. Difficult to do.

It started out as a normal blumpkin, but then I turned it double duo.

by Turkmanistan May 8, 2003

Blumpkin Princess

Rosemary Big Nasty

Where is the blumpkin princess? You mean Rosemary?

by Nasty Anal Lovin Dick Sucker July 18, 2009

blumpkin

when you get your dick sucked as you take a fat shit on the toilet.

Man! My asshole was on fire last night, your grandma gave me such a nice blumpkin opened up my anal cavity.

by ihategays41 December 10, 2018

Blumpkin

A guy received oral sex while a girl was going to the bathroom.

Mike received a blumpkin in a bar bathroom from a girl he didn't know while she was going to the bathroom.She even passed gas.Now he thinks that all girls he dates engage in this kind of activity every time they go to the bar.

by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021

Bubblin Blumpkin

You put dry ice in the toilet that you are receiving a blumpkin in. Turns out to be a cool effect while shitting. and get your dick suckd.

Emma was giving Alex the bubblin blumpkin in the auditorium.

by Newman Noggs July 20, 2009

Gummy Blumpkin

Receiving oral sex while taking a shit on the toilet from a person, man or woman, who has no teeth.

I didn't think her blumpkins could get much better...until she took her dentures out and gave me the holy grail of gummy blumpkins.

by Days E. Chain December 19, 2012