Blondes Do It Better

Something that is NOT true. There are probably bald people who do it better.

(PS: This is not to insult blondes. So.... sorry if you’re offended)

Jenna: ‘Blondes do it better suckers‘
Sammy: ‘Many blondes are actually stupid idiots, so........’
Jenna: ‘IM NOT AN IDIOT YOU ARE’
Sammy: ‘Dude.... The only thing you do better is being stupid.’
Jenna: ‘....... I don’t know what that means.’

by MemeFace July 11, 2020

blonde moment

To do something incredibly stupid without realising it. just like dumass blondes

Person1: *ues nail gun on own hand as opposed to the fence*
Person2: *points and laughs* You dumass
Person3: Jesus whats wrong with him
Person2: He had a bonde moment

by Pliars September 28, 2003

Blonde Beer Getter

Blonde girl, girlfriend, any of the blonde species. Primary job is to ride in the passenger seat and look pretty and pass a beer to her man. Qualifications are big boobs and a nice ass.

Who is that? Its my blonde beer getter! Look at them tits!

by Busch Light December 15, 2010

blonde

A very stupid blonde girl.

Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: Haw can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blood.

by Maniac_88 April 18, 2006

Dumb Blonde

An humorous insult used to call a person when they act dumb or confused.

Boy - I'm Confused!!!
Girl - Oh god, you're such a Dumb Blonde!!!

by BoyhoodKid64 March 31, 2009

blondes

Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.

Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Blonde People

To be a little more political correct.Unmixed blonde, have yellow hair, blue eye. Skin texture is somewhat yellow to dark yellow orange color, not to much hair on body, little thin hair on eye brows.Many may have many freckles on body arms and face.Usually heavy mixed with southern Euro's(Whites), probably more than what South American Indian are mixed with Spanish(Whites) decent.those millions that are mixed, usually they refer to themselves as whites, only having blue eye with dark hair or blonde hair with brown eyes, with similar texture skin as those of southern euro's. Blonde hair with blue eyes are sometimes reffered to as blonde,Ethnic Identity just caucasian for simplicity sake.Becuase of TV brought the world closer together, there is more of a subliminial agreement that these two groups are in the same race and ethnic Identity, which is really false, since both groups have same Head structure, rounds eyes, thin lips, big hands, long legs long arms they are under caucasian, but vary in skin texture and color. Both groups know each other differnece, taking extremes sides, they are different.

Many countries under caucasian, and every country could say, you look armenian, you look Italian, you look German, you look Spanish, you look Russian, you look from finland etc. Not to political correct, caucasians since caucasian mountian are by Armenia. I should be more like Southern Euro's and Sadanavians.
Blonde people

by Dorrie12 July 25, 2006