September 17 birthday

The day when the most handsome generous people are born who are destined for greatness in life every if it doesn’t come easy

Oh wow he’s going to be successful he’s got a september 17 birthday

by Smirkz October 2, 2023

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happy birthday flamingo

It's probably June 11th huh?

Person 1: Happy birthday flamingo!
Albert Aretz: Thank You!

by lvlpyn June 11, 2021

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Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.

Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!

by Joooshy January 18, 2023

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Birthday Like Spree

The liking of every post on one's wall on one's birthday, often seeming incapable of actually thanking the people who wrote.

Alex: Dude, Kramer liked every post on his wall. WTF

Ross: Yeah, man, he went on a birthday like spree

by Jorby September 8, 2011

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Birthdai Shmex

when someone has Shmexy has sex or "Shmex" on there birthday.

Joe: "hey cindy. its mah Birthday!"
Cindy: "Oh happy birthday!"
Joe: "so you wanna have sum Birthdai Shmex wit meh"?
Cindy: "OK! i cant wait!"

by Frettve July 27, 2009

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Japanese Birthday Surprise

Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.

Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!

Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH

(screams of agony are heard)

by Jeff Shewer May 17, 2009

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