Definitions by Joooshy

Walkilator

A conveyor belt, but for people.

Similar in nature to an escalator or elevator, a walkilator is a large conveyor belt that a person can walk (or stand) on to increase their speed to their destination.

Can be found in places like: amusement parks, airports, or Las Vegas.

Friend 1 to group: We’re going to have to sprint to get to the Universal rides quickly.

Friend 2: Wait - we don’t have to run. We can take the walkilator!

All friends together: Hell yeah!

Walkilator by Joooshy February 27, 2024

BSE

Big Slut Energy. A friendly play on Big Dick Energy and Big Cunt Energy, but for when someone has that voluptuous feeling about them.

Guy 1: “Did you just see that group walk by? They had real BSE.”
Guy 2: “What’s that?”
Guy 1: “Big Slut Energy.”

BSE by Joooshy October 18, 2023

Birthday Burrito Surprise 

Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.

Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!

Birthday Burrito Surprise by Joooshy January 18, 2023

Hanging Cheek 

When a girl is wearing a dress, skirt, shorts, etc. that is short enough that the lower curve of the buttocks is exposed; a woman's butt is clearly hanging out due to her wearing smaller, shorter clothing; hangin' cheek.

Dude, look at that girl's butt, she's totally hanging cheek.
Yeah man, she is hanging so much cheek.

Hanging Cheek by Joooshy September 2, 2017