Shaggy Fat Bastard 

A large man with a shaggy beard that is extremely obiese and is a gruff motherfucker. He also goes by the name miglockclock and his real name is Mr. Mighlaughlin or some shit. -Love, your fans from pierson Miglockcolck asshole shaggy fat bastard anal sex

Shaggy Fat bastard is Mr. Nichols' bitch and he eats out his asshole

Shaggy Fat Bastard by Bob December 13, 2003

Clog-Wearing Bastard 

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

Clog-Wearing Bastard by J April 16, 2005

Cookie Bitch-Bastard 

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.

"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."

Cookie Bitch-Bastard by .jessica. AKA Agent Mothman July 24, 2008

toss the bastard 

To masturbate (male).

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.

toss the bastard by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

Rat bastard 

the most annoying little shit on the earth who bugs you all the time

Jon Finchen AKA the greaseball
Dan Barber or wee man

Rat bastard by CrispyFried May 14, 2003

Attention Bastard 

The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.

He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.

Attention Bastard by Bizarro Waffle Monkey October 19, 2008

Lucky Bastard

When you touch or see any of the females private parts

“Omg I accidentally touched her tities”
“You lucky bastard”

Lucky Bastard by Minecrafttities1234 May 23, 2019