Yard Ape

A yard ape is similar to a porch monkey in that both are niggers and dumber than shit. The difference is that a Yard Ape is attatched to enough chain that it allows them to get off the porch and get in the yard, usually to shit.

Did you go by Bill's house today ? He's got himself a big ol' Yard Ape sitting under his tree.

by hawke4me December 20, 2022

AP Chemistry

A class in which most of your fellow students are there just to cook and sell meth. The teacher doesn't realize that his students secretly are using the class to learn to become professional drug dealers. He often thinks that they enjoy his class, and he is a great teacher. Make sure to pull at least 3 all-nighters a week because the curves will be unforgiving. With a mix of smart students and drug dealers, the class will be painful.

Jonny the nerd thought that all the hood gang enjoyed AP Chemistry. later he found out they were secretly using their teacher's knowledge to make millions under his nose.

Jonny Grades: all A+
Hood Gang Grades: 9 Fs and 1 A+ in AP Chemistry

by yugioygofg May 12, 2022

ape bite

a slang term for when you are injured by teeth during felatio

"ow, my girl gave me an ape bite last night."

by nate r October 22, 2003

Ap ple

It's a round fruit, which typically has thin red or ▉▉▉▉ skin and crisp flesh. It has a resemblance of an apple.
This fruit cannot be found in rural, crowded, remote areas or anywhere, really. if, by any chance, found, Civilians approximately 100 km should be evacuated, immediately. It will consume everything within 100 km leaving nothing behind. It will expand until it has consumed enough. Its purpose has not been known yet.

Ap ple tastes good. I do not advise you to find it.

by Brink of Oblivion November 3, 2020

triggered ape

A person who looses control emotionally and becomes violent when triggered. Can result in dramatic emotional displays intended to intimidate the person who provided the source of the triggering. Display often resembles the behavior of a frustrated and angry ape.

The Trump supporter acted like a Triggered Ape when he encoudntered a Muslim at a public beach.

by TriggeredApe May 10, 2017

Ape brain

A human who is so idiotic their brain could be compared to that of an ape's.

John: My boss says he wants me to come to work with no face mask, even though there's an AIDS+ebola+covid+black plague outbreak.

Jack: Your boss sure sounds like an ape brain to me.

by RedBonnet May 10, 2020

Primal Ape

A disrespectful term usually meaning they are dumb or have lack of common sense.

Kevin- Bro cam your such a Primal Ape

by 1wayscoota April 8, 2021