hawke4me's definitions

Fruity butthole

Fruity butthole can be described as how fags that have on too much cologne smell.

Whoa! Did you get a whiff of that homo ? He smells like fruity butthole

by hawke4me July 19, 2024

Liquid bomb

A particularly liquidy diarrhea shit that contains corn or peanut shrapnel. Tends to burn Mr. Starfish due to high acid content in shit liquid.

This morning I destroyed my toilet with a liquid bomb.

by hawke4me August 3, 2015

slore

Part Slut, Part Whore. Enough said.

Did you check out that dirty slore Stephanie last night ? I thought she was going to let those 5 guys run a train on her.

by hawke4me April 7, 2015

Vagimitis

Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.

My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.

by hawke4me November 10, 2019

Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.

Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.

by hawke4me May 5, 2024

Brunswick Grip

When you grab a woman in the vagina and butthole at the same time, much like carrying a six pack or simply, 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

Dude, get control of your old lady.

Ok, I'll put her in the Brunswick Grip.

by hawke4me April 23, 2019

Blurple

The color blurple is used to describe a male of African descent. It is when their skin is so black that it's blue.

Man, did you check out that nigger Billy Rueben ? That niggers skin color is blurple !

by hawke4me October 9, 2017