hawke4me's definitions

smokeahontas

A drug fiending ho who is constantly asking someone to load or pass the pipe, usually crystal meth.

Skank: Hey Bill, can I hit the pipe again, I'm not high yet.
Bill: Relax smokeahontas, let the other skanks hit the pipe too.

by hawke4me March 16, 2015

chunaco

The vagina. Usually attached to a dirty skank. Tastes like chicken, smells like tuna, looks like taco.

Tommy's sick. Instead of screwing Maggie last night, he traded a bag of dope for some of Ambers chunaco.

by hawke4me March 29, 2015

spagackled

To get too high on crystal meth that you start clucking around like a chicken.

Hey Bill, did you grab my bag of meth ?

No, but you might check with Stephanie. Did you see how spagackled she was last night ?

by hawke4me April 6, 2015

slore

Part Slut, Part Whore. Enough said.

Did you check out that dirty slore Stephanie last night ? I thought she was going to let those 5 guys run a train on her.

by hawke4me April 7, 2015

pole in the hole

To stick your man member in any orafice, male or female.

Phong: Hey Bill, I heard you played pole in the hole with Stephanie last night.
Bill: Damn right !

by hawke4me April 10, 2015

longnecker

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.

Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."

by hawke4me April 18, 2015

Liquid bomb

A particularly liquidy diarrhea shit that contains corn or peanut shrapnel. Tends to burn Mr. Starfish due to high acid content in shit liquid.

This morning I destroyed my toilet with a liquid bomb.

by hawke4me August 3, 2015