hawke4me's definitions

Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.

Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.

by hawke4me May 5, 2024

Twistin' Dick

Smoking crystal meth in a glass pipe. The phrase comes from rolling the pipe when smoking meth and from the pipe being referred to as "the glass dick".

Hey Steph, you look spun. You been twistin' dick ?

by hawke4me April 14, 2019

Vagimitis

Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.

My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.

by hawke4me November 10, 2019

slore

Part Slut, Part Whore. Enough said.

Did you check out that dirty slore Stephanie last night ? I thought she was going to let those 5 guys run a train on her.

by hawke4me April 7, 2015

Fruity butthole

Fruity butthole can be described as how fags that have on too much cologne smell.

Whoa! Did you get a whiff of that homo ? He smells like fruity butthole

by hawke4me July 19, 2024

Liquid bomb

A particularly liquidy diarrhea shit that contains corn or peanut shrapnel. Tends to burn Mr. Starfish due to high acid content in shit liquid.

This morning I destroyed my toilet with a liquid bomb.

by hawke4me August 3, 2015

Skallywag

A dirty slut who is usually passing one or two STD's to every guy, or gal, who she will gladly and without hesitation, screw for a bag of dope, usually meth or opiates. Most skallywags are well known as the town slut. Most are unwashed and don't care about their reputation.

I see you were with that skallywag Amber last night. Did she need another bag ?

by hawke4me October 12, 2022