Cum landfill

A dirty hole that is filled with cum. Usually the vag but can also be the bung hole, male or female.

Did you hear that Stephanie is now a cum landfill after the boys ran a train on her.

by hawke4me January 15, 2020

longnecker

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.

Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."

by hawke4me April 19, 2015

Skeetoes

Short for mosquitoes, as in mosquitoe bites for tits. Tits so small that all there is are two nipples.

Wow ! Did you see Ashley's skeetoes ? You've got bigger tits than her and you're a dude.

by hawke4me May 06, 2020

French

Anything or anyone that is gay.

"Yo, you see that guy over there "?
"You mean the French looking guy"?
"Yeah, what a fag".

by hawke4me July 29, 2024

Yard Ape

A yard ape is similar to a porch monkey in that both are niggers and dumber than shit. The difference is that a Yard Ape is attatched to enough chain that it allows them to get off the porch and get in the yard, usually to shit.

Did you go by Bill's house today ? He's got himself a big ol' Yard Ape sitting under his tree.

by hawke4me December 20, 2022

Nigger Mints

A Nigger Mint is any menthol cigarette. Usually a Kool or Newport. White Niggers usually prefer Salem's.

Hey, check out Laquisha and Latrine. They be sucking on those Nigger Mints like they suck a dick.

by hawke4me May 07, 2024

French kissing the vertical smile

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.

Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.

by hawke4me December 10, 2019