Reltney

A Reltney is when you get an erection so massive, it splits the skin on the tip of your dick.

Every time I see the lady down the street, I end up getting the most painful reltney.

by hawke4me July 18, 2024

Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.

Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.

by hawke4me May 05, 2024

Brunswick Grip

When you grab a woman in the vagina and butthole at the same time, much like carrying a six pack or simply, 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

Dude, get control of your old lady.

Ok, I'll put her in the Brunswick Grip.

by hawke4me April 23, 2019

longnecker

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.

Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."

by hawke4me April 18, 2015

Skeetoes

Short for mosquitoes, as in mosquitoe bites for tits. Tits so small that all there is are two nipples.

Wow ! Did you see Ashley's skeetoes ? You've got bigger tits than her and you're a dude.

by hawke4me May 05, 2020

French kissing the vertical smile

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.

Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.

by hawke4me December 10, 2019

Knee game

The act of sucking dick

That Adam is such a queer, but you have to admit that his knee game is on point.

by hawke4me April 20, 2020