A college credit class taken by high school students during the latter years (junior or senior, usually). The class reviews a set number of pre-defined topics by the College Board. The test is formulated by a very devious and malevolent group of individuals who masquerade under the common name Educational Testing Service, or ETS. The sole purpose of this group is to devise a monstrous 3-hour examination composed of two sections, each worth 50% of the test-taker's grade.

Section I - 90 minutes
75 Multiple Choice Questions

Section II - 95 minutes
Part A - 55 minutes
- 3 problems
Part B - 40 minutes
- 2 essay questions
- 1 chemical reactions question

Each free response question will normally be composed of 5-7 subquestions in the form of 1)a, 1)b, 1)c, 1)d, 1)e... Each subquestion will be worded in a cruelly confusing manner and require the test taker to scramble frantically through his/her sheet of common chemical equations before, upon realizing that the equation is either not listed or discovering that he/she doesn't know how to use the equation, bursting into inconsolable tears. Studies show that that this is a common reaction. Stay calm, smile at the proctor, pick up your pencil, and write THIS IS SPARTA across the available space.
What NOT to write on the AP Chemistry Exam

Johnny was a Chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
by that insane AP student May 8, 2008
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Noun: A brutal and comforming course that takes up two periods out of a six-period schedule. The course goes over General Chemistry first semester and AP Chemisty second semester. The course also covers all of the Collegeboard required labs, and some of Newman's devious and highly-dangerous experiments. All labs automatically fail if they are performed correctly.
Example- "I accidentally dropped a test tube of Nitric Acid, which caused my pants to catch on fire in AP Chemistry."

*Note- Moles and Avagadros Number are not to be confused with Moles and Avacados Numbder.
by AP Chem Switch-Into-er September 19, 2008
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the hardest f*cking class at del norte. Run by the laziest department of teachers I've ever seen. It takes 1 month for them to grade tests. You'll learn how to copy UT Quest answers and lab reports like an expert. Tests are so hard that they have a 50% curve.
I got a 20% on my first AP Chemistry exam.

How do I do stoich in AP Chemistry?
Feel lucky if you get a B in AP Chemistry.
by f*ckonlineschool November 11, 2020
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A class in which most of your fellow students are there just to cook and sell meth. The teacher doesn't realize that his students secretly are using the class to learn to become professional drug dealers. He often thinks that they enjoy his class, and he is a great teacher. Make sure to pull at least 3 all-nighters a week because the curves will be unforgiving. With a mix of smart students and drug dealers, the class will be painful.
Jonny the nerd thought that all the hood gang enjoyed AP Chemistry. later he found out they were secretly using their teacher's knowledge to make millions under his nose.

Jonny Grades: all A+
Hood Gang Grades: 9 Fs and 1 A+ in AP Chemistry
by yugioygofg May 12, 2022
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Highschool ap course that is design to teach students the art and science of copying homewoek and lab report. Instructors of this course in torrey pines highschool are Coordt and Atkinson. Each year about hundred highschool students in TPHS adapt to the brutal learning environment of AP chemistry.
1. You smell like AP chemistry
2. The weather is really AP chemistry today.
by AP chem victim May 11, 2004
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