anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets

"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

Anal beheading

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off

Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat

by Thegreatwhitebeannie February 23, 2017

Anal Echo

As you perform anal sex, air seeps into your counterparts anal cavity and is stored there until finished. After finishing with this endeavor, your counter part stands up and proceeds to fart; air escaping the ass.

I was pounding this girl in the ass from behind, as soon as we were finished I pulled out and heard a few anal echoes.

by Scottisahomie February 28, 2011

anal pretzel

- A sexual position in which the two parters wrap their legs around each other so that both faces are facing the anus of the other partner.

-Dude! Zoe is such a freak, she asked me to do the anal pretzel last night.

by Swag Fag College of Slang May 25, 2016

anal bush

The overgrown swatch of pubic hair that grows all over and around a woman's anus whilst she is preggers.

My baby mama was relatively unreceptive to anal after she shaved her anal bush and nicked her pimply pregger skin several times.

by Don Juan de la nuche.99 May 19, 2014

Anal Anthrax

A fart so vile, so disgusting, it can be considered a biological weapon.

Tom released anal anthrax on the bus causing the bus driver to evacuate and quarantine the bus.

by SkankBerry July 24, 2016