Dump-A-Hump

The action of taking a dump and humping it repeatedly for satifaction. This is a form of masturbation

Clint was vey satified after he dump-a-humped for several hours

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever tried dump-a-humping?"
Guy 2:"No how do you do it?"
Guy 1:"You take a dump then you hump it till you cumm inside of it and you feel satisfied!"

by DRJizzGoodandChefSam March 29, 2009

dump trump

What everyone should be doing since Donald Trump wanna be dissing

Person 1: Trump is always talking shit
Smartest person ever: "DUMP TRUMP"

by Lesthebest June 3, 2016

taking it to the dump

After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)

I was taking it to the dump last night

by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015

dumpy-dump

This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.

"A little dumpy-dump ??!!" Did you have a little accident ??

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

dump and chug

The Dump and Chug is a strategy used at a bar or a party. When someone offers you a shot that you don't want to take, you discreetly dump the shot into your mixed drink or beer, and pretend to take the shot with everyone else.

Person at party, "Let's take this shot of Jameson!"
You to yourself, "Time to execute the Dump and Chug...."

by Concerned Citizen August 25, 2014

The Day dump

The biggest shit of the day. You could be on the toilet for hours.

When you come home from work/school or where ever you usually take a big ass shit aka The Day Dump.

by Kevin Sedita May 24, 2006

Dump Dial

When one person is on the toilet for a at least 8 minutes, taking a crap, calls another on their phone from the toilet.

Unlike when someone butt-dials you or drunk-dials you, DUMP DIALS mostly occur sober, and on purpose.

"Hey bro, sorry to DUMP DIAL you, but i had to call you from the can...I'm getting a blumpkin!!!!"

by bigCracka' April 14, 2009