Shit the bed

To wake up much earlier than normal.

Tomorrow we'll shit the bed and try to hit the road by 8:00.

by RunBackDouble December 19, 2010

like shit

In addition to the above poster's definition:

2) no fucking way, not gonna' happen, yeah right

Person 1: ay mo you gonna do that paper?
Person 2: (pause) *laughs* like shit!

by ProfessorSwagSauce October 24, 2011

Shit-Canned

To get absorbinantly drunk, high, or a combination of both to the point where you are well-beyond "Shit-Faced"

"I've got a 2-4,and a Quarter-O, you wanna get Shit-Canned?"

by D-i-Z August 29, 2005

shit the bed

shit the bed is an english phrase that refers to someone who got out of bed unusually early compared to what they normally would.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.

08:41 <lazydude1> *yawn* morning all :D
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?

08:41 <lazydude1> lol

by rundata May 05, 2010

shit burger

When someone pisses you off, you ask if they want a sloppy joe. Instead of putting sloppy joe on the hamburger buns, you take a shit on it. Preferabley diarrhea.

"Jim pissed me off so much that I gave him a shit burger, and he ate it!"

by Adam_Cantrell November 18, 2005

Monkey Shit

An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.

I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.

by Jay Wilkins January 06, 2006

fucking shit

A sad emotion, a combination of feeling extremely bored with the lack of excitement in one's life whilst at the same time feeling extremely helpless and/or alone.

I feel fucking shit, and you'll know you have too if you've felt it.

by Amoxcillin 750mg December 05, 2006