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poster's remorse 

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.
"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."

Poster's Remorse 

The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.
There's not enough likes on this post... I think I have Poster's Remorse!

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
Poster's Remorse by JustinJon June 14, 2013

poster's remorse 

the feeling one may have just as he or she hits the "post" button at UD talk or on the UD wall. just like closing the barn door after the horse has fled!
gee, you'd think all these defs i've published, all the talk posts, and all the stuff i've written on the UD wall should have given me a severe case of poster's remorse........nah, screw 'em all!!!
poster's remorse by earpuller July 21, 2006

poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.
Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.

Bill poster's bucket 

Descriptive of a particularly capacious and scruffy fanny with a seemingly endless supply of batter.
My chances of getting a grip on her blart are slim. I may have to throw in a bag of road salt, she has a fanny like a bill poster's bucket!
Bill poster's bucket by balconybelly November 11, 2011

Potter's disease 

To plant your seed in someone elses garden.

To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.

Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.

The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.
Did you hear what (insert name) did with that guys wife while he was in Iraq?

Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.

Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.

Really? He must have Potter's Disease.
Potter's disease by jbadroad January 3, 2013