Cuntsilva

A narcisit fucktard who constantly stabbs in the back or lies to those around him.

Wtf? I know, what a cuntsilva

by Hundr3d%Factual May 7, 2020

Cuntsultant

One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.

Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.

by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020

cunthair

a very small unit of measurement

can you turn the tv down just a cunthair?

by rubensinclair April 30, 2003

cuntus maximus

A variation of the word cunt. Can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.

for example, " look at ian, cuntus maximus if you ask me

by TCgossip August 4, 2007

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

cunthead

Female equivalent of dickhead.

I was drivin' to the gas n' sip to get me a foty when that cunthead in her hooptie cut me off.

by Scoundrel1960 January 9, 2008

cunto diablo

A very special type of Cunto. This Type of Cunto is above every other. Generally describes Musgrove, Harrison, Damestani.

You are a right proper cunto diablo!

by real deal 83 July 23, 2014