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A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter
Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?
Dick turd by Stepdad May 10, 2018
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dick fluff 

The stuff on the end of your dick when your very unhealthy
Yo don’t buy his cotton candy it’s filled with Nathan’s dick fluff
dick fluff by Big dick 62 March 12, 2018

dick my suck 

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)
Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys
dick my suck by lucacola March 14, 2018

dick pack 

Garbage grade weed usually sold by scum bags named Tommy who live in rich people neighborhoods who have a cop as their father. This weed will drive you crazy and is completely overpriced.
Sheldon: Should I cop off tommy after school?
Jerome: Hell nah nigga tommy got that dick pack and his dads an opp.
dick pack by urban dickshunhairy March 19, 2018

dick thumb 

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.
I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,
dick thumb by moongorilla March 18, 2018

dick andrew 

The sluggishest vodka and lemonade drinking random sand person ever to be found in a northern German country. His drink pouring skills match his beard growing skills - short and hairy.
His name comes from the way he treats the girls around him - dickishly!
Who would ever go drinking with him! only for his dance moves, which are rather amusing.
Oh dear dick Andrew is here, well at least we can watch mean.
dick andrew by katicool March 26, 2018