Zoombie

The lifeless state one enters after being in meaningless corporate Zoom meetings all day while working from home.

My poor wife, she saw me emerge from my basement office at 6pm a lifeless Zoombie.

by drunk dude 69 May 14, 2020

Zoombie

Anyone one whose brain has been turned to mush from too many online meetings during the lockdown for COVID-19

He was totally Zoombified after six straight hours of online meetings - he had become Zoombie

by Windfarmer May 16, 2020

Zoom

A Stupid Online Chat Service That Makes Me So Mad

9:30 Am A Zoom
10:30 A Zoom
11:00 A Zoom

12:00 A Zoom

1:00 A Zoom
2:00 A Zoom

ALL WEEK

by Some Random MotherFucker May 18, 2020

zoomer

A play on the word “boomer”
used in future generation kids for the people who are old enough to remember the facetime app “zoom” in the coronavirus lockdown

in 2070
zoomer: “hey that chocolate bar isn’t good for you
kid: “hehe ok zoomer

by 107643 May 21, 2020

zoom train

A group sex encounter, analogous to a “train”, which is facilitated by remote conferencing technology such as Zoom.

Hey me and the boys tryna slide thru and run a zoom train on Haley tonight. What's the meeting ID?

by tyronesbihhh May 25, 2020

Zoomer

Gen z kids when they have there own children or grandchildren

Zoomer:so it all started with a gorilla
Kid: ok zoomer whatever you say

by Poet of edge lmao May 28, 2020

Zoom

The act of using the app "zoom".

When can you zoom?
Are we zooming tonight?

by blahhhhhhhh123456778 May 31, 2020