William Wallace

A conniosseur of pornography. He is so much more than a historical figure. He specializes in breast milk with auto-ingestion. Lactation and all milk related activities fall under his umbrella of pornographic interests.

Additionally he is a fan of blumpkins and Alabama hot pockets. He is a master of his craft.

Sir William Wallace loves him some lactating bitches.

by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018

william allitt

If your child is thinking of going to William Allitt school please make sure you provide them with a stab proof vest, they shall be neeeing it. The William allitt is hardly a school, it’s a shithole. Its absolutely full of wankers and u better watch out for them snakes cuz they’ll get ya good. And if you do attend the William allitt school I wouldn’t expect a teacher which can speak English, better start learning then languages.

The William Allitt School, what a shithole

by Williamallittsuckmydick December 16, 2018

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by walid lover xxx May 10, 2021

Aaron William Benjamin

Aaron William Benjamin is a 17 year old Author and UAE Cricketer. He loves dark humor and satyrical comedy.

In his free time he also loves to go on long runs.

You're bowling so fast, almost as fast as Aaron William Benjamin.

by Aanku Sunil Kumar August 16, 2020

Treat Williams

Verb. The action of peeing into a bottle when it is not at all necessary. Taken from the actions of B-Movie and A+ television star Treat Williams in the film "Things to do in Denver When Your Dead"

"I have to Treat Williams, hand me that Kahlua bottle."
"James, did you Treat Williams again?"

by Swiz December 1, 2005

Dirty William

When a man wipes his semen on to his top lip to make a moustache

russ gave himself a dirty william

by Doomsley October 7, 2016

William Fitzsimmons

A talented Folk-music, indie guitarist, who is currently making it big on today's folk-alternative music scene. William is originally from Pittsburgh, Pa, was parented by a Mother and Father who both were blind, and played piano and trombone when he was in elementary school. The guitarist in Will was elicited by way of a spell during early adolescence-- he taught himself to play the guitar while attending middle school. William dons thick frames as well as a a 60s, 70s folkstyle beard.

Fitzsimmons is known for such musical nomenclature as Passion Play, Funeral Dress, It's Not true, If You Would Come Back Home, and After Afterall. Housed by the independent label Mercer Street/Downtown Records, he has released two full-length recordings, 'Goodnight' (2008) and 'The Sparrow and the Crow' (2008).

The term 'William Fitzsimmons' may be used in context while describing any contemporary element pertaining to today's folk music scene. The terminology 'William Fitzsimmons' may be found on such websites as MyspaceMusic, Facebook, and/or last.fm

A: "What show's playin' tonite?"

B: "Wilfitz @ the Docks ?"

A: "William Fitzsimmons!? No way. Link me w/ tix !"

by Am4ndaj4ngt1mer July 10, 2010