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A small, private liberal arts university in Salem, OR containing a delicate blend of higher education and THC. No other school will leave you feeling so intellectually stimulated, yet so goddamn stoned.
Blunts up, Bearcats. You're at Willamette University.
by bearkitten January 14, 2011
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The perfect school for kids looking to make friends, hang out and party. Even though it's a small school, no one gossips or talks shit; Willamette kids are just out enjoy life and get stoned in the botans. Beautiful campus too, with the sun shining almost 365 days a year where hot girls in bikinis can be seen lounging by the milll stream drinking mojitos and martinis. Willamette is also known for having some of the craziest parties, which is why it's currently battling University of Colorado and Arizona State for Playboy's List of Top Party Schools for 2012. Almost everyone gets super shitty and no one judges each other for it. And the kids who don't drink usually stand awkwardly in the corner watching kids do body shots and take lines. Hardest partying goes on before and during finals week, when bearcats are looking to relax and de-stress before taking finals. The laid back attitude of this campus attracts some of the coolest and attractive people from around the country, with a 2-to-1 girl to guy ratio. You won't be disappointed at Willamette
University of Oregon student: yo dude we should hit up Willamette University this weekend, it's finals week and I heard they're having some sick ragers
Oregon State student: hell yea! those kids know how to go hard, and the chicks there are mad hot
by barecattt August 02, 2011
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A "college" where all of the kids who no one talked to in high school go. People can often be seen walking around wearing ripped corduroy pants and nothing but a tie dye scarf for a shirt. Parties(when they happen, once a year) end at 12am because everyone has to get their sleep, cause they have a "huge midterm on Monday" Remember to bring your WU goggles, youll be sorely disappointed if you dont. TIUA's constantly infiltrate the campus and dye their hair blonde. Most are stuck in the grungy 90's. The only normal people are the football players. and they hate their lives so they leave anyways.
1:"Where are you going to college?"
2:"Willamette University."
1:"What's that?"

1:"Dude. Did you see how weird that Willamette University guy was?"
2:"Thats a girl."
by WUville2014 November 07, 2010
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A place that sucks your soul out everyone here is addicted to something. This place is awful the mental health sucks everyone wants to die! People make you feel like a straight-up idiot the homework load is insane! Everything is broken on this campus meaning no running water, broken curtains, chairs, you get food poisoning in the dining hall. The party scene is ass and not to mention all the assault that happens here. DO NOT COME HERE

They waste all the funding on are crappy football team and load on homework until your crying in your dorm at 4 am anyone can get into this school because honestly, we are all brain dead and they will accept anyone at this point but do not take the offer no matter what you do. You will regret your choice.
Have you heard of willamette university?

Oh you mean the soul sucker?
by what a do August 30, 2019
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