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Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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Whack-a-mole

Whack-a-mole; another term for glory hole room. To play whack-a-mole is to partake in a glory hole room and whack off many cocks.
My girlfriend was so good a jerking and sucking cock she wanted to prove it. She went into the whack-a-mole and made 10 guys cum.
by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023
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Karl Whacking

Popular in Cambodia. They normally all dance around a fire with their ‘karls’ out. They then procreed to whack each other until the last one standing wins. Now being introduced into Yorkshire and Lincolnshire.
Did you see those guys Karl Whacking yesterday?

Oh yes it sounds very fun.
by Thekarldoddger March 7, 2019
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SHACK WHACK

To whack someone in the balls while saying SHACK WHACK!
SHACK WHACK (when you hear someone say that your not gonna have kids or be able to walk. also if a Cambodian kid says that YOU BETTER RUN!!!!!)
by RickyJohnJones May 13, 2021
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Caketown Whacked

Extremely inebriated or high. Heavily under the influence of any drug or intoxicant.
Dude, drink some of this drank, it will get you caketown whacked.

Tim took a bunch of Adderall and smoked the bong, now he is caketown whacked.
by WHBongzilla December 30, 2011
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whack

adj. A person who has an african-american parent as well as a caucasian parent.

adj. to describe a person with diverse behavioral traits

Also combination of white and black (wh-ack)
Johnny: Hey Frank, look at that hottie.

Frank: I'd tap the square root of that ass.

Johnny: Damn Frank, you whack.
by PositiveConnotation October 31, 2011
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Whack MC

In the Hip Hop scene a Whack MC is a disrespected MC.
Kollegah is a Whack MC.
by rubig April 30, 2018
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