Jizz whacked

When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.

“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”

“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”

by wageth July 06, 2019

Sack whack

A whack to a guy’s sack

Mike- Hey Tyler.
Tyler- Yeah?
Mike- SACK WHACK!!
Tyler- OOOHHHHH!!!!!
Mike- HAHAHAHAHA
Tyler- Oh you think that’s funny, huh? DOUBLE SACK WHACK!!!
Mike- (High pitched groan in pain)
James- SACK WHACK (to Mike) AND DOUBLE SACK WHACK (to Tyler)
Tyler and Mike- I wanna die!!!

by ShamanViking September 09, 2020

Whack A Hoe Wednesday

Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!

Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!

by JMSTRADTNER October 15, 2019

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC December 24, 2017

Whack Headed

Boring as hell wanksta type shit!!!

"That Bitches Head wuz whack headed"

by Rome Rizzle May 29, 2003

whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off

i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois

by Stu Lieman February 19, 2018

base whack

A poser or loser that has fungal infection of the genital areas.

Dude you're such a base whack.

She's a total base whack.

by Pseudonymousleme March 10, 2016