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Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.
"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."
Whackaholic by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

Whackbook 

A computer that you mostly only use for watching porn. Cookies, history and malware don't matter because it gets used for nothing legit. That awkward moment when you realize you spent 1200 bucks on a masturbation aid.
"Dude, why do you have two laptops?"

"The black one's a whackbook."
Whackbook by glubdammit December 12, 2012

whackamole sauce 

The added ingredient in your burrito if you piss off the chef or the help in a mexican restaraunt.
Hey Joe watch what you say to the waiter or he'll add some of his secret whackamole sauce to your burrito. Fresh out of the tap.

Whackamole 

A boy who will go for every girl that pops up
He's such a whackamole, he goes for everyone.
Whackamole by Buttonbuttons February 24, 2019

Whackamolehullabullusababa 

Mere insanity or unexplainable randomness.

Dumbfoundery.
"Ah... Buh... Guh...Whackamolehullabullusababa!!!"

Whackdoodling 

Nick was caught whackdoodling by his mother.
Whackdoodling by Naughtynetter January 28, 2016