sexual unicorn

When you get on all fours, strap a dildo onto your head and then start headbutting your girlfriends vagina forcefully.

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Man: Yo I became a sexual unicorn last night!
Friend: Did it work?
Man: Yeah except now I have a major headache.

by Please DKM May 8, 2015

reverse unicorn

When someone shoves a foreign object into their ass, gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air, then runs around while screaming.

Bro, did you see that chick last night? She pulled a pretty mean reverse unicorn.

by dirtyblonde1996 June 25, 2017

unicorn piss

Hot tea; the secret to youth. It's how the Chinese live so long.

Person 1: Hey, is that tea you're drinking?
Person 2: Nah, it's unicorn piss.

by moonshoesrue January 13, 2011

unicorn

slang for virgin or one who hasn't had sex.

Friend 1: You still a unicorn bro?
Friend 2: Nah man i fucked Ashley!

by lol123456789lol August 3, 2012

unicorn

Unicorns are Awesome.

1: OMG a unicorn
2: AWESOME!!!

by Unicorn! April 18, 2006

unicorn

an extremely attractive person that you've heard stories about and seen pictures and movies of but have never seen them in person. (just like the mythical creature the unicorn)

yeah bro i've never seen her before. Shes a total unicorn

by kimurablair November 3, 2010

unicorns

magical creatures that ride on silver moonbeam and shoot rainbow out of their ass.

Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"

by DGT December 18, 2012