two girls one cup

the second main reason of suicide in America.

(the first is Jeff Foxworthy)

Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.

Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?

Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.

Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.

by A Silvz February 22, 2009

two tears in a bucket

shit happens, life goes on... originally a quote from "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"

The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...

"but what if your girlfriend catches us shagging in her kitchen?"

"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."

by ktied September 11, 2005

Two Fingas

A term used by one when he/she is leaving or when others are leaving him/her. The two fingers are then thrown up resembling a peace sign.

Brock - "Ok bone-didleys, I'm gettin on up otta here, TWO FINGAS!"
Jake & Matt - "Two Fingas!!"

by J-Money $ December 19, 2005

two-bit hustler

a swindler or crooked businessman

That salesman is nothing but a two-bit hustler.

by Brian R45 November 21, 2007

I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.

I don't give two bollocks about what other people think

by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010

two dollar whore

a prostitute costing less than or exactly $2.00. See yo momma

"Yo troy, see that two dollar whore over there?"
"fo shizzle"
"I got a season pass"
"no shit!"

by Devot Ed Perv December 14, 2008

Mew two

human made Pokemon that was known as the most powerful Pokemon but it killed its creators and began amassing an army of Pokemon turned suicide bombers with the promise they'd get endless ditto in heaven

Mew two destroyed ashes moms pussy

by father fast fingers February 19, 2017