traffuck

getting it on while stuck is traffic

Man: Oh damn, they're traffucking while we're sitting here.
Girl: I wish we could traffuck.

by awksaucebroski February 23, 2011

Air Traffic Controller

A person that controlls Airplanes

"Northwest 323 decend and maintain five thousand turn right heading 120"

by Ed McCoy May 8, 2005

Truffle Muffle

Verb - To perform oral sex on a woman. Named after the manner, motion, and sounds a pig uses when hunting for truffles in the woods.

Jeremy was so committed that Fridays were set aside to truffle muffle Cynthia.

by sensitive penguin January 21, 2014

truffle shuffle

When you got a fat ass friend named Rick and you slap that fat ass neck and his whole body jiggle.

Do the truffle shuffle or some shit.

by allen Mitchel November 15, 2016

Love Truffle

A shit created due to extreme excitement or strain during sex/a sexual act

I was about to blow all over this girl's face when I squeezed out a luffle...kinda ruined the moment.

Dude, last night I was going down on this girl when I felt a love truffle pushing against my chin, not cool!!!

by Ubermore April 13, 2009

Traffic King

An individual who has gone beyond the call of duty in the world of cannabis smuggling. One who is solid in all aspects, and has moved at least 100 kilos throughout their career. A real runner who never sweats. Lastly the person must be certified by the state of Ohio as a felony trafficker.

Between all the Michigan and Cali trips Kevin's kept Columbus supplied for years, the state should give the Traffic King those 4 bricks back when it's finally legal.

by Sir droski420 September 7, 2018

Old Trafford

The Theatre of Dreams. Used to imply the numerous trophies won in the 90’s, now it implies how trophies are a dream for Yanited since Fergie left. Home to what was once the most glorious Manchester side in the 90’s, now a team that couldn’t make top 4. Still, IMO a better place than Anfield, the home to the lot down the road.

“Welcome to Old Trafford it’s the Theatre of Dreams...”
Pretty much everyone in post-Fergie time: unfulfilled dreams of trophies.

by Football, Not Soccer. July 29, 2019