Dickless horse

A horse without a dick.

Homie 1: dude,have you seen that horse without a dick in my barn?
Homie 2: yeah dude,the dickless horse.

by Smooth af April 2, 2016

horse chips

Horse poop (feces).

I saw a lot of horse chips on the unpaved side of the road.

by DPSTTMPST January 28, 2017

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

horse ovary

An appetizer. A deliberate mispronunciation of the word "hordoerve."

I'll bring a vegetable horse ovary to the party.

by Content Chick December 28, 2009

Horse Vibrator

A deep pounding vibrator for a horse.

Person 1: Hey Marisa, do you have my vibrator?
Person 2: Go use the horse vibrator in the barn

by ALZ_day March 4, 2019

Horse hocky

A nicer more polite way of saying bullshit.

My cousin saying his girlfriend is fine is a big pile of horse hocky.

by Dirtyborough October 5, 2016

Horse lagger

When u slide ure cock on her vagaga till u cum

I done a horse lagger last night I'm disappointed

by U r so gay BITCH June 12, 2016