Nuts To Shoe

When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.

" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.

by DatShoeManFrom1988 September 1, 2019

baked shoes

It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.

Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?

by iGrim April 20, 2021

shoe milker

Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.

So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age

by Cocklover95 December 9, 2018

Green shoes

Really bomb ass weed

Hey man, buy any green shoes lately?

by hateeternal1880 November 4, 2008

A buttered shoe

When you ejaculate on someone’s foot and they put their shoes on right afterward.

A: Why is Chrissy walking funny?
B: Her bf gave her a buttered shoe.

by Mr. 14 goats September 21, 2019

I-shoes

When someone continually talks only about themselves.... the use of I over and over in sentences... I-shoes is like issues

Stop with your I-shoes hollywood.. no one needs to hear your I-shoes

by leprekron February 7, 2007

burner shoes

usually white shoes that you let get super dirty, you don't care about the way they look anymore, but you keep them and wear them

yeah i know my shoes are dirty, they're my burner shoes

by lrp69 February 23, 2023