Cocklover95's definitions

Flumble

The sound it makes when you step on a used condom.

The morning after I tried to slip away unnoticed but a flumble gave me away

by Cocklover95 December 8, 2019

shoe milker

Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.

So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age

by Cocklover95 December 9, 2018