AOL Speak

A form of communication originally created by 12 year old girls using AOL Instant Messenger. Unfortunately this form of communication has spread and is now widely used, and is the parent language of other forms - such as leet (1337), and txt-spk.

lol, rofl, lmfao, roflcopter, omg!!!111"1!, omfg!!1!212!!1one, wot, wat, hu, lo, wtf, fo, and so on...

by Purple Man May 18, 2005

slaka

A tasty female or her muff.

"Damn that some fine slaka!"
"I love slaka, gonna get me some tonite."
"Jeff is the slaka-master..."

by puddinhead December 18, 2004

spalk

an ironic coupling of the words "speak" and "talk", used to mock mistakes in language, either spoken or in text.

A: "i are so good at this game!"
B: "yeah, well spalked dumbass."

by Jbags June 30, 2006

Bitin speakers in the face

A phrase used in a rap song calked Lemon by N.E.R.D., featuring Rhianna. Thete is no current explination as to what it means, other than the lyrics, "Bath Salt" , appearing before it. Being that the urban definition of Bath Salt is a drug that, depending in its purity, may or may not have positive effects...one if the possible known positive effects has been logged as, "increased appreciation of music". So maybe this phrase is describing the hallucinating effects of 'bath salt' while sitting in front of speakers and listening to music. This is my wild guess. Who knows? Maybe we should ask N.E.R.D. in an interview.

Bath salt, bitin speakers in the face. Bath salt...

by Phaidros Fall June 2, 2018

idiot speak

1. Moronic variants of common vulgarities, such as friggin', shiot, biotch, etc. (Sometimes incorrectly referred to ghetto slang).

2. Moronic concoctions that pass as language in systems such as "rap ebonics". "Fo' shizzle my nizzle," and all its relative -izzle cognates are idiot speak.

3. Any locution of George W. Bush, or any other Republican.

1. "That friggin' biotch ate my friggin' shiot," said Dellas, referring to her missing homework. After giving her a good beating, the teacher forbade her to use such idiot speak.

2. Snoop Dog regularly uses idiot speak.

3. The State of the Union address for 2003 was nothing but idiot speak.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 24, 2003

Spakle

1)To insert something into the anus.

2)This can also be used to desribe lubing up the anus.

Example 1:
Can i spakle your bum with this cucumber.

Example 2:
Person 1, lube up your arsehole dude.

Person 2, i am dude im spakling.

by Anunnaki2012 March 15, 2009

Speak English

Speak in Layman terms

Speak English ! The word being defined best in this scene from movie The Avengers
IM : steer control can reverse the pillary long enough to disengage maglav and ....
CA : Speak ENGLISH
IM : See that red lever. It will slow the rotors down. Stand by it. Wait for my word

by Abiral July 16, 2018