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Splakaveli

A man who is very good in bed."Splakavillain" can be used for a varient. This word derives from "Tupac/Makaveli." Makaveli is thought to be the don thug of the rap game, So Splakaveli is the don sexual beast.
Hey did you hear that "John Doe" had "Lisa" going all night. Yah she told me he's splakaveli under the sheets.
Splakaveli by Von J November 30, 2007
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splackavellie 

n. A man who satisfies the sexual needs of female who is dissatisfied with the sexual perfomance of her boyfriend or a husband. The relationship between the female and the splackavellie is strictly sexual.
Comes from the song "Splackavellie" performed by Pressha
Tired of her husband's lackluster performance in bed, Jane called her splackavellie, Brock to ease her frustration.
splackavellie by kozmic_cocoa August 1, 2005
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splackavellie 

Every woman needs here own Splackavellie
A brotha she can call when her man aint doin her right
He can work it all night
Until tha morning light
Make her feel right right right
im tha splackavellie
splackavellie by T May 25, 2004

Splackavellie 

Just somebody you can call when your body needs a fix. He'll put you in his mix. And you'll hear him askin' "What's my name? Say my name!"- Splackavellie.
S-P-L-A-C-K-A-V-E-L-L-I-E. Splackavellie, ba-a-aby!
Splackavellie by C-Dry October 17, 2008

splackavellie 

cb #10 is a retard

just somebody like to love her down with
no strings attached and his name is "Splackavellie"

He ain't ya boyfriend, he ain't ya husband
Just somebody u can call when your body needs a fix
cb ain't no body's splackavellie cause he failed on saturday night with a girl. what a canook.
splackavellie by SpinCzar March 15, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026