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When a skateboarding line is so perfect, this is one of the words that come out of your mouth that doesn’t make sense but it does
Rachel : Does a cool trick
Me: splakessss that was so cold
splakes by Mellyburr August 7, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
It is used when there is something in your mouth and you try to speak and nothing comes out but this noise just shows up.
Me (has a mouth guard on and trying to speak): *Splaksh*
Friend: what are you trying to do?
splaksh by random word generator March 22, 2022
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Splawesome

Very, very cool. Dervative of "Awesome".
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Morally excellent, virtuous, a feeling of elation or satisfaction
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Splickety Splades 

To have splicked (cut off) multiple fingers, usually index middle and thumb. Splickety Splades is a form of Ikey Tikey
Don't play with that! You'll splick your fingers! and you'll have Splickety Splades!
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Splæsch 

The act of releasing mental congestion through various forms of expression, typically by means of sporadic art mediums and convulsive gibberish.

The act of dancing and painting on non traditional surfaces the way a monkey does with its bodily fluids.

Defying expectations in the most bizarre way possible, commonly as a way to shock peoples’ understanding of cultures.

A way of conducting monkey business with the boys.
I’ll be right back. I just have to splæsch real quick. *starts aggressively throwing it back.*

Sorry I’m late, I was just splæshing and lost track of time.

Splaress 

A word used to express you splunking distress at something.
Wow, I'm splaress at the state of affairs I'm experiencing currently.
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