When you cant get one off but your dick is so hard you take a fresh loaf of sausage and place it between your crack and balls and rock it back and forth and then eating it after its covered in poop and semen.

Damn i was trying to get one off last night and my mom walked in so i had to do the old sausage balls trick my uncle tom taught me after he got out of the pen.

sausage balls by moneymike1 December 3, 2009

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Sausage and Egg McMuffin

When having doggy style sex with a woman and you decide to have breakfast also. You then crack and egg in her cooch and add your sausage to complete the breakfast delight.

Tyler, while fucking Drew's mom, began to get a rumbling in his stomach. He then proceeded to make a sausage and egg mcmuffin in her snatch, she already had the extra cheese.

Sausage and Egg McMuffin by NMSTOUTE February 5, 2009

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Sausage Warmer

When a girl's anus is to tight and so you shove a large sausage up there and go do something else for a while. When you come back later, her bung-hole will be stretched out to perfection and you'll have a warm sausage to munch on.

We were getting ready for some serious anal but it was just too tight, so i pulled a sausage warmer. Got good anal and a warm sausage out of the deal!

Sausage Warmer by vanillaexplorer September 26, 2009

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